Not the catchiest headline, but it cuts to the chase.
So I’m stuck taking the Yonge/University subway line during 9-5 workday hours like millions of other assholes in the city. How do I know they’re all assholes? Read on.
Within 2 stops of my destination, we hear the intercom come on telling people to “please stand clear of the doors.” We end up hearing this message at least 7 times before the conductor finally comes on and says we’re not moving if the doors can’t close, so MOVE. Those of us with a brain are pissed for 2 reasons:
- The people blocking the doors are most likely the same fucking idiots who don’t take off their backpacks during the subway’s most crowded hours. Seriously, when did this become an option? How hard is it to remove your fucking backpack, it’s common sense AND common courtesy people!
- Even if it’s not some bozo with their backpack, the train is clearly too crowded and someone is sticking out in some way shape or form. Again, common sense says “ok, I’m not going to make this train, I should get off and wait for the next one” which will be along in ONE MINUTE during rush hour. So why the FUCK does everyone insist on piling in to the point where the doors won’t close, when another one will be along in 60 SECONDS. FUCK!
After another few minutes of “please stand clear of the doors” the conductor comes back on and says the train is out of service (probably just to get everyone off because they were too stupid to let the doors close.)
So what does everyone do when piling off the train? They take 2 steps from the door onto the platform AND BLOCK EVERYONE ELSE. They’re so fucking determined to be first on the next train, everyone else has to push through them just to get off the train! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS STUPID?!!
I can’t handle this city. I used to think people just had no manners or common decency, but now I seriously think they’re just fucking idiots! Toronto is WAY too overpopulated with these “pylons” for people if you ask me. If even one asshole reads this and recognizes this in themselves and changes, it wil be a miracle. Smarten up, or FUCK OFF people. What a stupid fucking world we live in….